Przyznaje, jestem fanem :-)

Chociaz aha go nie lubi, postaram sie zarowno ja jak i wszystkich Was do FG przekonac ;-)

Pare zlepkow, nie powiedzialbym, ze "best of" a akcja Stewiego ciutke przegieta :-)



Stewie - Generalnie jest to objęte obsesją opanowania Swiata kilku (2-4) letnie dziecko. Mistrz cietej riposty, ironista, cynik. Prawdopodobnie gej.


Lois: Oh, I haven't been on a college campus in years. Everything seems so different.
Stewie: Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankles behind your ears that would ring a few bells.

Guy on Airplane: Oh great, I always end up sitting next to a damn baby.
Stewie: What did you just say?[/i]
Lois: Stewie, stop fussing.[/i]
Stewie: Pipe down Lois. (Slaps guy on head.) Hey big man, turn around. Oh you can't hear me now. I was going to watch the movie, but forget it. For the next 5 hours, you're my bitch.[/i]

Brian: You're drunk.
Stewie: You're sexy.

Stewie: There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore.

Stewie: Hello, mother. I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster.

Meg: Everybody! Guess what I am?
Stewie: Hm, the end result of a drunken back-seat grope-fest and a broken prophylactic?

Stewie: Did you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So...this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn't it? I mean you as well pack it in. Game over.



Peter Griffin - Typowa karykatura faceta, spaslak w srednim wieku zainteresowany jedynie piciem piwa, ale poczciwy glupek :)


Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.

Peter (When he's hungover): This sucks worse than that time I went to that museum. (Flashback to childhood, standing in museum looking at dinosaur
skeltons.)
Peter (As a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

Bonnie: Somebody save him, he can't swim!
Peter: Oh, he's not even kicking. Kick Joe, kick.
Lois: Peter, he's a paraplegic!
Peter: That doesn't mean he can't hear. Kick Joe, kick!

Peter: (Grabs the microphone at a fast food restaurant) Attention restaurant customers: Testicles. That is all.

Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running?
Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually.


Brian - Najmadrzejszy czlonek rozdziny, rozsadny, przyjacielski, spokojny. Lubi tez przesadzic z Martini :-)


Peter: Ok, here's another riddle. A woman has two children. A homicidal murderer tells her she can only keep one. Which one does she let him kill?
Brian: That's... that's not a riddle. That's ... that's just terrible.
Peter: Wrong, the ugly one!

Peter: So did your therapist figure out what the problem was?
Brian: Yeah. He thinks I'm in love.
Peter: Oh my God...you can talk!

Brian (talking to Meg): How about a lot less talk and a lot more, SHUT THE HELL UP?!

Zdaje sobie sprawe, ze na sucho nie sa tak zabawne, jak wtedy gdy sie ogladalo te odcinki i sie widzi mimike twarzy postaci, but still! ;-)